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Elphienis

Made a mascot for my YouTube. Reddit, meet Big Chungusaurus! From now on it'll appear in all my shorts and videos. youtube.com/@HotFreshGuppy

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Asking Marvel actors who their favourite superhero is

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When you're in a killing yourself contest but chicken out making you come in last and then you win by default anyway because all the other competitors died (what an awful situation that would be. It would have really happened if Kamala won)

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When you're doing a test you didn't study for and then you realise you forgot to wear pants but then you wake up and remember you haven't been a student for years so you go to work as normal but it turns out it's Doing A Test And Not Wearing Pants day and you're the only one who forgot

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Evil devil-worshipping sadistic bastards when they realise they haven't made a fruit cake for someone's birthday today

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When you're in a 'Probably had a stroke recently' contest and your opponent is mah dick (you thought this would be another political one didn't you? U just got le pranked lmao)

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When you're hungry and remember you have leftover pizza and when you go to get it out the fridge you find a million dollars

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You can once again use this image for 24 hours for no reason in particular

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Here's a life tip for all the bros! I keep mine in my closet

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Dogald Trump when there's a hoax involving him sending a letter (he would NEVER send a letter, he HATES the mailman)

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Me when I can't remember how Goldilocks and the three bears ends or what the lesson was after they find her in a bed (did they eat her? I'm genuinely drawing a blank here)

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Me when no one's invented Roblox but for billionaires so instead of using addiction and gambling strategies to get money out of children, we can get it from the wealthy and redistribute it (Like a Robin Hood casino if you will)

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Me when I let autofill finish this post and big tiddy goth milf steps on you and calls you Botswana

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Zoombies (Zombies that run really fast) when they meet a Zoombie (person in a Zoom meeting who is very tired) and then a Zoombie shows up (some lady who happens to be called Zoombie)

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If you get it you're a legend

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When she fartin on it

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Vegans when they realise they're made of meat (that and liberal your way out of THAT, snowflakes!)

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When you realise any gun that's been fired at least once is a shotgun

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When you get hit by a bus (welp, there goes MY afternoon!)

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Me when I only have sex with men so I don't catch HERpes but then I get diagnosed with hispes (I have 2 weeks to live and am in constant pain)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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THIS IS THE PACK WE'RE FUCKEN BAD ASS AND WE MAKE BOMBASS MEMES!!!!! CUM CRANK YOU'RE HOG IN ARE DISCORD MFER https://discord.com/invite/FkuPgWcbNh !!!!!!!!!

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Gassies will agree

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People when I tell them I eat raw flour sometimes (I don't give a FUCK about e. coli and salmonella, I'm too real to get that shit)

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Me when we don't have flying cars and rocket shoes and stuff because Isaac Newton invented physics boringly

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When you remember you forgot to turn the oven off and you left a bunch of explosives inside it and around the kitchen and poured gasoline on all your precious heirlooms and photo albums and slashed the tires of every fire truck in the area

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