Unlikely Rumor: Ariana and Ethan to marry

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Granted, this is the Daily Mail so take this with a fraction of a grain of the most unlikely bullshit salt but for just the fun of snarking, let’s pretend it’s 100%, absolutely, undeniably true (again, for fun snarking sake)

Give your takes

Is she tip-toeing down the aisle? Is she competing with the flower girl? Will the invitations be in written in crayons? Will there be food? How long until she cheats with the waitstaff? Will her dress be made by Gap Kids?