ER follow up declined, inbox message wanting me to simply "review it"

It happens way too often.

"Hey doc, please review everything they did for me at the ER and let me know if I need to come in and see you. I am concerned about the labs and EKG, blah blah blaaaaah."

Hell to the NO. They sent you home and told you to follow up with me. That doesn't mean I will spend time opening and reviewing your chart because you don't want to make an appointment.

(time instead spent on Reddit writing this rant). Thank you for listening. No comments or votes needed, just had to vent.